August 5th 2022

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 166 minutes

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0:00.0	What the hell am I supposed to show?
0:06.0	Good morning to you.
0:09.0	Now, I gotta tell you, I saw this article yesterday.
0:14.0	You've been wiping your ass wrong.
0:17.0	Oh, God.
0:18.0	This is good information, because nobody, like your parents teach you to wipe your ass, right?
0:24.0	Yeah. If you're a girl, it's like, hey, you know what I mean?
0:27.0	Don't wipe, you know, back to front.
0:30.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah, infection or something.
0:32.0	Yeah, you'll get it all infected.
0:35.0	You know, as boys, nobody really teaches you to wipe your ass.
0:40.0	No, no, they don't.
0:42.0	You know, sometimes, you know, if you've got a good mom,
0:45.0	she'll teach you to get, you know, like to use a little piece of toilet paper,
0:50.0	give it a courtesy, you know, swipe, you know, on your, on your PP.
0:55.0	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:57.0	Do you'll teach you about dribble?
0:59.0	Yes.
1:00.0	So you don't have a big pile of dribble in your undies?
1:02.0	Yeah.
1:03.0	No, my, my chick just complains about that constantly.
1:07.0	Why do you not wipe or dab after you go pee?
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