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Sorry, I'm stalling waiting for the internet to kick on.

Yeah, this is slow today. What? Extra. Extra slow. Yeah, I'm still trying to get on to you.

Are you still trying to get on the internet? Yeah. Wow, but this is my own internet from my home.

I got it. Okay, all right. It just takes a while. It's like an old-ass car.

Yeah. It's like we're working in an old-ass car. It takes a while to get it going, but she's around her.

Yeah. We're fine. We're fine. You know that broad that was on Spirit Airlines. I mean, you get on Spirit.

You don't know what's going to happen. You could make it to your destination.

But which broad? Do you know the broad that just started piping up and smoking a cigarette?

Just on the plane and then people are like, hey, hey, dumbass. This is a non-smoking.

But this is spirit. And so that's what she said. No, I'm just imagining. I wasn't there.

But I imagine you know the cool from her. No, no.

And so she's, you know, she's like, hey, whatever.

So she just starts smoking and then yell at it them. Yeah. They're yelling at her because she's smoking.

Everybody's yelling at each other. Got it. She just said that she'd had a long day needed a smoke.

Oh, okay. You got to get all means since you had a long day.

Eat a patch or whatever you do. You smokeers. You dumbasses. What do you eat?

The patch or something or like this? I don't think you eat it.

What are those little things in chewing gum? There you go.

Chicklets. They still have chickens. Nicaret.

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