What's up, Billy Madison show. Sorry, didn't put the buttons in. Will you eat onions? It smells like acid here. I feel like I mean, this is where we work. Yeah, they just took a dump. Yeah, where we work?

Like are they having like grilled onions and lipper for breakfast?

No, it's like, what about you idiots? Yeah. Like they understand this is our office, right? I don't think so. This is their cafeteria. This is where they got to get there.

I'm 80 liver and onions in that 5 a.m. Well, and then I try to go pee pee, right? Because I'm like I just had, you know, 38 ounces of water. Yeah, it's so I go down there. Why do people leave their turd just in the toilet? I don't know. I don't understand that.

Never will understand that. Ever in a million years. Is that happened at other people's office or there's just people here gross? I think we know it happens everywhere. So sick. You try to go on a stall, right? Yeah. And then there's just turns. It's just so sick. Yeah, it's actually, well, it's bad here too. I was trying to think like what I worked at a furniture warehouse. It was pretty bad there, but I really don't think it was any worse than it is here. You know what I mean? Like it was the same level of disgusting.

So they just get off the toilet. Do they do that at home? I don't. I doubt it. Before every reason. Yeah, people will use the bathroom here and they'll get up for the toilet. They'll just somebody has a fetish here. They'll walk away.

That somebody's got a fetish here. We need to identify who it is because somebody wants us to see it, right? They got a fetish. Look up a Reddit forum. There's got to be somebody out there. There's got to have people see their turds. Yeah, there's got to be something. I'm sure there is for sure. It's just so sick. Yeah.

Hey, we do have some cash money. Bet us less than an hour away from a thousand dollars. We also got a Debbie dad call less than an hour away. Bet us.

This woman comes home to discover cows named Bandit and SOB trashed her house leaving furniture broken, ruined toys, piles of cow manure.

It didn't even flee the scene of the crime. They were still in the house. They probably didn't know where the hell to go. They were like, how did they get in there? I don't know.

Like, I don't know if they know their names. Yeah. And I love how their name is SOB and Bandit. It's like, okay, well, they're living up to the hype for sure. Or were they named after? I didn't know anybody named cows. Yeah, they do on farms. They do. Yeah, I guess you know that a cow can learn its name. See, I didn't know. I think a dog. I'm trying to think. I mean, you're trying to think because my chicken, like my chicks parents have cows. Yeah, like a bunch, but I really don't think they name them.

Because I mean, they just raise them and then, you know, take them down and auction them off. So I think they have one of them named, but there's no way that they name them all. There's no way. Yeah, people are always surprised to learn that farm animals are able to recognize their name and come one called just like a cat or dog. Yeah.

Yeah. And cows get attached to humans. There was this one example of a strong cow human relationship is the relationship between milkshake, the cow and her human rescuer, her name was Beth. After being rescued as a young calf, the two became inseparable. That's cute. They were just best friends.

I do cows do know their name. I mean, cows are adorable. Just because of the fact of like, you know, they, they like treats and stuff like that. Just like any other animal. You're supposed to give a cow a name as a sign of respect. Okay. Well, I didn't know that. Now you know, makes sense. Yeah, there's a whole study that they did. But these cows, I've never seen two cows break into a house though. Well, get this. So carrying farmers and stuff like that. Good farmers get better milk. They get more

milk from their cows. Okay. And well, you're a big fan of like, not drinking milk. Get this. If you name your cow, it produces more milk than just a cow without a name. Right.

I will say I feel like I can feel the grossness that the Starbucks employees feel when I get my coffee and I asked them to add 2% milk. Like I can hear them on the other side. And they're like,

like they want to throw up. All right. We got a carnivore.

It's like, yeah, can I can I add 2% milk to that? Okay.

Can I add 2% milk and a slice of ham?

Just get crazy with it. Yeah, right? Just, uh-oh.

Devity stopped to pick up, right? Pick up truck? It had a dead teenager in the back. No, that's awful.

Man, that's why I couldn't be a cop. Stuff that I see. The stuff that they, the traumatic experiences that they have to have on a daily basis. All the time.

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