It all started four weeks ago.

12 celebrities with only two goals in mind.

To raise money for charity and to make the staff at 985 the Sports Hub look like a bunch of asses.

And something we call 98 mile.

There will only be one left standing. So how do we get to this point? In our first battle, the White Mamba himself was the first to take the mic, a man by the name of Brian Scalabryi.

The station, just the sucks and so do all of your shows. From six in the morning till the evening it blows. I want to blat, blah, blah.

You make it so bad that I want to heed.

Just know that you've just been firm, firm, firm by Scalabrini.

But he was beaten by expatriate Wes Welker,

mostly because he added about eight lines about Michael Felger at the last minute.

My name is what?

My name is who?

My name is West Wilker.

In our next battle, it was Super Bowl champion Rob Ninkovich's turn to destroy the station.

Tony Mads.

Pro Mike Felger Stroker.

All bald and weird looking like a white L roker.

But Rob was beaten so bad by Pete Fradies and his brother Andrew that it forced Rob into retirement. He wanted me to give a message, Zoe, you're deader than my brother was two weeks ago. Oh! Frady's brothers. Prades brothers. Out! Out! Out! In battle number three, Frank Vitrano from the Bruins took a direct swipe at our own John Wallach. What's that space underneath your lip? That hole as big as a battle ship. You got big eyebrows. Second hand closed. Hogging all the air with that giant nose. But then, the always classy Mike Gorman came in and enlisted the help of a Hall of Famer in Tommy Hineson, and they put a green team beatdown on Vitrono. That's just the way it is.

Come on, come on.

That's how it's supposed to be.

Yeah, yeah, tell him, T, tell him.

That's just the way it is.

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