August 18, 2021

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Kiss-fm, Derek, Mornings, Billy Madison Show, San Antonio's Rock Station, 99.5 Kiss, Allgood, Bms, 111877, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2021

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Guy refuses to let child call him "dad", mom let's kid wear diapers while playing video games, marriage is no good for men, and more

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0:00.0	Here's a little broad James and it's him reading books but he's always just on the first
0:12.7	page.
0:13.7	You know what I mean?
0:14.7	So he'd be like getting his locker or on the bus or something and the book would be
0:19.4	open to page one and it'd be a new book every time but it would just be on the first
0:23.5	page.
0:24.5	First page.
0:25.5	Like all you're trying to basically portray that you're a reader because it's you know
0:32.4	some people find it to be sexy or you seem smart and intelligent.
0:37.2	See I refined.
0:38.6	I actually still read books.
0:41.0	I really do.
0:42.0	No, I'm not even lying and my chick is never like damn it turns me on.
0:46.8	She's always like you're a geek.
0:49.5	What are you doing reading books?
0:50.5	Yeah, you're reading the book.
0:52.4	Doofus.
0:53.4	Yeah.
0:54.4	She calls me doofus.
0:55.4	Yeah.
0:56.4	But yeah.
0:57.4	It's whatever.
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