Luckily for my family, I am Johnny on the spot and I went to this application that a flyin that I have.

I'm supposed to fly to Knoxville, which is you got to connect through somewhere.

And I saw my flight was delayed an hour and 15 minutes.

I ain't going to get in in time to get the connection.

So my wife is at home working on all this gobbly gooks. So it's time to take me down laughter lane. Let's go. Well, we tried this when you and I were doing a show together earlier this year. And I was just going to pitch you some ideas, right? We were going to have the pitch meeting live on air. You were going to set me up. You were going to throw me some softballs. Right. And I was going to say, hey, if you want to do a game, a morning zoo type of atmosphere.

Always.

We got going on here.

And some of the ones I pitched you, I thought were pretty good, such as.

The life expectancy of Fred Toucher has been estimated at 50 years.

What will be his ultimate cause of death?

It's time to play.

I'm going to do what I did before.

How am I going to die?

Right.

I want to do it.

And then we can do the rest of them later.

Do you want to do this one right now?

How will I ultimately meet my demise? I'm flying today. Will it be some sort of horrible plane accident? Uh-huh. How old will I be and how will I die? 617779-0985. So forget the whole rest of the pitch. You just want to do this. At 840, you pitch it back at me.

Okay.

But for right now, I want people to tell me how I will meet my ultimate end.

6177790-985.

I want a scenario on how I am going to die.

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