I don't know what you should do, Mike.

I think I'd rather take a bullet in the head.

I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.

I don't know what to say.

Felger and Mass.

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So real quick, I'm just reading from Greg Bedard, Boston Sports Journal,

for his dispatch yesterday, where he wrote that Brady expects perfection out of himself,

his teammates, and his coaches.

It's why he eats weird food, wears funny pajamas, and has his body man, Alex Guerrero,

with him on the road and the sidelines.

It's also why, on two separate occasions during Tuesday's joint practice with the Texans,

Brady barked at his teammates to get their butts in gear.

The Patriots were sloppy on offense for much of the session, and after another series filled

with sacks and receivers who couldn't get open, Brady had enough and let him have it.

He expects the Patriots to be perfect in games and practices, and they were not playing up to his

expectations.

Julian Utterman said that that's just Tom being Tom. When you've got a leader that wants to go out there and practice at the ultimate highest level, when something that you should do doesn't go right, there's going to be a little bit of fire under that, and that's what you need from your leader. That's just Tommy being Tommy. And when you heard all that, didn't you say, well, at least I did. I said, well, that's good news.

Because now Bill can go upstairs, show them some film and yell at them. And they can have some coachable moments and some teachable moments and get on them. And they'll come back out the next day and, you know, be a better team because of it. And the Patriots are one of these weird teams. Like, you know, they're so good and so far ahead of everybody. and the expectations are so high,

you must want them to have a bad day.

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