You're in the Paracast, the gold standard of paranormal radio.

And now, here's Gene Steinberg.

With Gene and Chris on the Paracast, let me tell you that if I sound strange today, any stranger

than usual, it's because I hear myself in a rather odd fashion because my sinuses are doing all

sorts of numbers on me. So I think if E.T. ever lands, the first assignment for E.T. decides to

accept it. Yeah. Yeah. If E.T. decides to accept it.

He could fix human sinuses. After that human teeth, I mean, if you consider the situation now,

I was reading a story the other day that a record number of people are getting false teeth.

I am not among them. I still have most of my original teeth, but a record number of people getting false teeth. So what is there about Mother Nature that makes our teeth so vulnerable

that we have to give it constant care? How's your teeth, Chris? Oh man, I've had so many

problems over the years. I had two sets of wisdom teeth. They had extra roots

and they were hooked. You see what I mean? My wife has all her teeth. She's done well. Of course,

they now advertise on TV these special one-day tooth implant schemes. Okay? The problem with that, though, is that I think they cost like

$10,000, $20,000. So if you have $10,000 or $20,000 to throw around, you could have all your

teeth replaced in one day. So if ET ever decides to solve our problems, not just global warming,

warfare, nuclear weapons, deal with the teeth.

E.T. I don't hear of any contacts.

Yeah, but they don't have teeth. They don't.

Well, not the little gray guys. They don't have teeth, do they? I think they absorb nutrients

through their skin, according to some contact teeth. Well, that's the way of giving a toothless grin.

Yeah, and they supposedly excrete bodily waste through their skin.

Imagine hugging one of those at the wrong time of day.

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