What's up? Welcome. Billy Madison show. What is a date today? 15th August 15th, 2022. You got it. Years flying by. Yes, before you know, it's going to be Halloween. Then it'll be Christmas and I'll be over. Right?

Where they say like the days are slow along with the years are fast. The years are fast. Dude, I'm going to go to war with my dumbass dogs. These are the ass clowns.

For no particular reason, nothing. Not a peep in the house. The dumbass dog barks as loud as it can. Just one single bark at three o'clock. No, it was two forty six. Yeah. So then I was like crap. So I got up and I was like, well, now I got a pee. Yeah. So I pee. And then I laid back down. I couldn't fall back to sleep. My dog just looking at me. Hey, can you chill out over there? I'm trying to sleep. Then I find

me like get my eyes closed and then the little ass dog starts scratching you just here. She wants under the blanket. Well, it looks like you got a situation. I'm going to get you sleep, you know. I'm the only son of bitch in this house to pay the bill. I mean, maybe you know, I get the worst sleep. Everybody should be catering to daddy. Right? Everybody. That should be like, hey, let's make sure daddy gets a good night's sleep. The dog should shut their ass.

Up so that daddy can get a good night's sleep because daddy's a bill paying some of a bitch. Absolutely. So it doesn't matter what anything else in the house, whatever. Uh-huh. It should just that's trying to sleep. Right. No, I totally agree. We got it. But there's a it's it's weird. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Everybody else. Their sleep is the most important. Well, yeah. And they always get they all. They could sleep through anything. I don't understand that. No problems. I was never at one

war. So I don't know how I can't sleep. Yeah. I get it. If you're at war and so you always slept with one eye open. Oh, yeah. P.T. You heard a little little for sure. Peep of noise. Wake up. But I was never in war. Mm-hmm. So it's like, why do you? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why I sleep so bad. You should, uh, I don't know. I just take it night. Maybe maybe have ego or take the dogs. Uh-huh. You know what I mean? No, yeah. No, they they want to. They don't like him. Oh, they don't like him. Okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. No. They just bark at him. You know, a nice break. It's tied to me. Well, he I call him Bigfoot. Yeah. Cause they're always barking like it's another animal. Yeah. Where are you there? Or you know, I'll be at my house every once in a while. And so, uh, they, these animals bark at him like he's an intruiting animal. Yeah. And then he just looks at him back. And so it's all it's like an animal standoff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He just sort of subhuman. Mm-hmm. What you did. He just, if you see him, he just walks.

through the house like Bigfoot. Oh, absolutely.

You know that very famous photo. Yeah, Bigfoot.

That's what it looks like.

Strolling through. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I know it's a side angle. Yeah.

The only thing is Nards always holding a big giant bag of food.

Yeah. Well, he's a fat ass.

He is pretty chubby. That's right.

He's in my chubby buddy though.

I love it. Yeah. Cause he's like my size now.

It looks like he's loved that.

He looks great in the pool now.

Oh, yes. Look terrible.

Did you wear a shirt in the pool? Or does he?

No, he looks really big.

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