What's up? Welcome live program for Dadass. Let me see if I can find internet. Here we go. Click it, click, click, click.

Oh my gosh, get out of here. It's Friday the 13th.

It is nice, but the internet works. I didn't even realize that well on my iPad. Yeah, so let's do this. Let's talk about this grandma. She's 61 years old. Okay, she looks 81. Obviously she looks rough. Yes, sometimes they they do like either you look great at 60 or you already look like 90.

You know, I've never seen a 60 year old look like a 60 year old. You know what I'm saying exactly like either they look like they're I don't know 45 50 or they look like they're dead. Oh my god. Look at that Chris. She looks like a ninja turtle. Oh, she just never use sunscreen.

She does look like the mummy. Yeah, dude, I don't just white people age terribly terribly. I was a, you know, I'm 98% white or whatever. Yeah, 99.9%. I mean, it's just like I can so I can speak for white people and we do age really, really bad. And this lady is like super white. We're never really that attractive if I'm being honest.

They're a certain point. Not really. Yeah, like after a certain age, you see like a couple that look okay. Yep. Yeah, he's very rare. You get the pale skin. Right. Yeah, it's just good. It's like yesterday. We were talking about Miami. Like when I went to Miami, and that was the first time truly in my life that I felt just as disgusting as people have always told me. Like I really felt that gross. But it's because where I come from it's all ugly white people. Yeah.

So it's like I kind of just fit in with everybody. Yeah, we're all just kind of like, you know, a bunch of ugly ass people look at her. She's got herself a 24 year old boy toy. They insist. I mean, is it possible there love? No. I just don't believe it. Look at them. I mean, she is old and ugly. Well, they're on vacation. And he is like a younger guy. Yeah, he is. He's 24 and he's not like deformed. Oh, this is them kissing.

I mean, people will do things for money. And they will act a certain way for money. Um, if she was rich, I would probably go there. I think she is. I don't know. Is she not? No, the couple met when they worked at the dairy queen in 2012, she was 15.

Yeah, she definitely isn't rich. And you know, she did. She was the first person to do that.

Uh, uh, Cheryl. So was his manager and she would visit his workplace to check on him. Get a meal. Yeah, there was nothing romantic, not until he got older.

And then they started being romantic. And then now they smash it. Yeah, I mean, she looks, you know, she looks nice there. It's like, dang, girl, you never got any moisturizer. Right.

She just really old man. She is just leathered. Oh, yeah. I just unwipped her ass. Look, she just went to the dairy queen to get a mail. Yeah, that's where you go get a meal at like dairy queen. Give me a break.

But yeah, good for her, I guess. You know, it's about time. She got the belt buster. Yeah. This, this people like, um, you always see, you know, guys with younger girls. So

I'll do all the younger guy. She's a grandmother, 61 years old. That guy must have like major mommy issues. She looks, I don't know, 99. Yeah, she looks dead. Right.

Doesn't she looks like she's been at the morgue. Yeah, it's insane. Right. Yeah, she does. Looks like it's been dead for two years. Like if you were to go dig up a dead person, that's what they're facing. Look like. Yeah.

That's really it's incredible. Golly. Uh-huh. I hate being white. All right. You just can't get old. I'm gonna look like that lady. Yeah, but I mean, does it really do you any good to be like good looking when you're 65?

I don't think it matters. Yeah, it's just a little confidence boost. I guess. But I mean, at that point, it's like when you literally are getting like senior citizen discounts. Yeah, I mean, no one's trying to get that action. It doesn't matter.

That's why people that age like don't care how they look when they leave the house. Yeah, because it doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter. Nobody's like, let me get that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like my grandpa 72, 73 years old. I mean, he leaves the house looking like an idiot. And it's just like whatever. Who cares. I never ask him like my grandma sometimes like, you gotta wear that out. And I'm like, grandpa, leave me like, who cares? Who cares? What do you looks like when we leave here?

I mean, he's old as hell. Yeah, it's not like broads are trying to get that action. And my grandpa does it. He's not like a young looking seven. I mean, he looks like he's 110 at 73. Yeah, I mean, he is he looks like he's dead walking white people problem. Yeah, so you're good for that lady. She's getting over on everybody.

This NASA says asteroid the size of the Empire State Building could smash and earth by 2300. I'm honestly ready for it. I mean, we won't be here. Oh, 2300. Oh, I mean, that's like in a couple of hundred years. Yeah, then, okay, who cares? What do we care? Yeah, yeah, yeah, say that news for, I don't know, people born in a hundred years for a couple hundred years. Yeah, dumb asses.

Yeah, I love that. It could smash. I mean, we've been hit by asteroid.

Listen, don't tell me any news that happens. I don't know after the year 2100, because I don't care.

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