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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

August 10th 2020

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2023

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Check out Monday, August 10th Episode Of The Billy Madison Show

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0:00.0

We get over it is how bad does that suck it? You know, it's not too bad. We're just here.

0:16.0

Now we're back. Yeah, let's do this. Well, you know, at least we're coming back and

0:22.0

our backs are intact. Simon Carl, he doesn't know how to ride a bike. That was a joke because

0:28.0

he broke his back over the weekend. He almost regular bike. He almost smashed his spine.

0:32.0

He was saying he could have been paralyzed. Yeah. Who's an electric bike, I think? Yeah. I don't know if that

0:40.0

means moped. Well, what to have is that? Or what? Bikes with motors. Yeah. It's like a little electric

0:46.0

electric motor. And so, yeah. I mean, they go, they zoom. So he's in Malibu. He's trying to have a good weekend with his

0:54.0

bike. Yeah. Or wife or I don't know what she is. I don't know either. Broke his back.

1:00.0

Now, when you think, you know, breaking your back, it's not that bad. Rick Flair broke his back in an airplane crash.

1:06.0

At least that's how the story goes. And look, he went on to have a great career. What? He went on to have a great career.

1:12.0

Oh, he tells you with all those world titles. Exactly. That he fought and earned. Exactly. So overcame first.

1:20.0

So you can maybe go on to have a great career. Who knows? Oh, he ever has to work again anyways.

1:28.0

That dude's rich rich. I got to be honest. If I'm rich rich, I'm not getting on electric bike.

1:32.0

Right. I'm not a thrill seeker. Not at all. You know what I am? I'm just going to chill. Have fun.

1:38.0

Right. Count my money. I don't know. And probably writing an electric bike is not even like a thrill seeker.

1:44.0

Time out. I've never called time out while we're doing the show. But John, I said, bring the bag down.

1:48.0

Don't ask if you if you're touching my mask. It doesn't do me a lot of good. Does it?

1:52.0

Now go put the mask down, Jackass. That's why the masks are in the bag so that you don't have touch him.

1:58.0

Now, where are you going? Don't put my keys down. Now you get over your stupid ass.

2:03.0

Listen, I was the first time in the history of my show here. Hey, get over your jackass that I've had to call a timeout.

2:09.0

Now you get over there on the mic. I literally had to call a timeout.

2:14.0

You come in and you got your hands all over the mask. Now, how's that going to protect me from COVID? Jackass?

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