Auf Wiederseh'n, Goodbye
Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 July 2026
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Erin and Alyssa get into Pete Hegseth’s new testosterone policy, and the latest on the Tate Brothers arrest. Then they do a supersized Sani-Petty with producer Caroline and sprinkle a little joy into the week to celebrate Alyssa’s last episode!
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US military to start screening for testosterone deficiency, Hegseth says (BBC 7/16)
Estrogen patches are hard to find, and it may not be resolved any time soon (CNBC 6/26)
Will the Tate brothers be extradited from the US to the UK? (BBC 7/20)
Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested on rape, trafficking charges. What to know. (Washington Post 7/19)
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hysteria is brought you by Zbiotics. Summer is right around the corner, which means your social calendar is about to be absolutely packed. I like living out my wildest extrovertry. Who wrote this? The only way for me to tolerate being around people for extended periods of time, and by extended, I mean, for longer than 20 to 30 minutes, is to have at least one libation. |
| 0:23.4 | Because otherwise, I'm, like, way too uptight and they start bringing up things like, you know, life. |
| 0:29.4 | Life. And I have been bringing up history podcasts that I've been listening to. |
| 0:35.4 | So, like, I was listening to a podcast about the fall of |
| 0:37.8 | the Aztecs a while ago and was like, oh, I remember that. You have to stop bringing up |
| 0:41.7 | Aztec rituals during conversations because it's weird. Live your best life. Right. But something |
| 0:49.2 | I like to do for future me is taking zbiotics pre-alcohol before going out zbiotics pre-alcohol probiotic drink |
| 0:56.2 | is the world's first genetically engineered probiotic it was invented by phdg scientists to tackle |
| 1:01.1 | rough mornings after drinking here's how it works when you drink alcohol gets converted into a toxic |
| 1:05.6 | byproduct in the gut it's a buildup of this byproduct not dehydration that's to blame for rough days |
| 1:10.5 | after drinking pre-alcohol produces an enzyme to break this byproduct down. Just remember to make pre-alcohol your first drink of the night, drink responsibly, and you'll feel your best tomorrow. Like I said, if I'm going to go to like a summer event, I would like to have a cocktail. I'd like to have a cocktail. Not everything agrees with me. I just take a little zbiotic before I go. It's easy peasy. Don't really have to think about it. Have a little zbiotic. Have like a reasonable number of cocktails. Drink water. One and a half is my number. Yeah. I can't really go much more than that before I'm waking up and having anxiety in the night. I'm too old. |
| 1:45.9 | Exactly. So, you know, Erin, July is packed with barbecues fireworks, late weekends and late nights with friends. |
| 1:52.5 | Keep the good times rolling into the next day. Drink pre-alcohol before you go out and wake up ready for whatever Sunday brings. |
| 1:59.8 | Remember to head to zbiotics.com slash |
| 2:02.0 | hysteria and use the code hysteria at checkout for 15% off. |
| 2:15.0 | Hello and welcome to Hysteria. I'm Erin Ryan. And I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 2:19.9 | Alyssa, you're here in the studio with me. I am. A little over eight years ago is our first |
| 2:24.3 | episode of Hysteria and a lot has changed. What's something from back then in 2018 that you |
| 2:29.8 | wished you could bring back? Aaron, I'm not sure there's a lot from 2018 that we should bring back. Uh-huh. What happened in 2018? Aretha Franklin died? Mm-hmm. You want to bring back Aretha Franklin? I would bring back Aretha Franklin. Okay. That would be good. Okay. But the one thing I think that's like a bonus of the last eight years is that we have to be close to the end of Trump's time on this planet. |
| 2:51.9 | Yes. |
| 2:52.7 | Really? |
| 2:53.2 | I mean, like, that is the our first, I think it was our first emergency episode. |
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