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I'm Johnny Smith, I'm Richard Porter, and this is Smith and this is Smith and

Smith a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and other stuff. I can't believe you got that right.

Yeah, I've been on it today, live streaming, green screen chisel.

I've been taking the corporate coin today which does sound

like an innuendo but it's not I am I should explain to people that they have noticed, probably don't know or care,

we always open this podcast with me first and I say my name, you say your name and then I do the little

blah blah blah blah

about where to do friends you talk about cars you do and part of the reason for

that is because I do the editing and I'm not trusted with anything.

Well it's not that.

It's just you're not trusted with doing that openly because

there's a very specific gap before the music gets a little bit louder

and then starts to fade out.

And whenever you do it, you always do it too long and it crashes

into the bit where the music gets louder and I said that this week you should do

it assuming you would still crash into the music and we just make a feature of it and look at you

you actually didn't so if you want me to know if you one minute it's because I am I am the

anti I'm the script writer's anti-christ because I just can't stick to a script.

I'm terrible at it. I have to always add in extra words, descriptives, Dilly Dally.

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