Audition Passover. s2.episode 15.
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins
Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2021
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Satan himself tries to make us do things. Paul discusses his cult joining requirements. Janie is ready to resist joining any cult.
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| 0:00.0 | it's happening. It's happening. It's happening. Yeah, like |
| 0:11.2 | that happening. What was that again? Oh, the plants are mad at |
| 0:17.2 | the people and they're having their revenge. That's some bullshit |
| 0:21.9 | right there. On the plants, perhaps? Yeah. Yeah. You don't think |
| 0:27.7 | they have right to be mad at us. No. They can't even move from |
| 0:39.7 | where they are. They're stuck where they live. Right. We're |
| 0:45.2 | clearly superior. Because we can walk. So because we're |
| 0:51.6 | superior, they should move around other places. We can do |
| 0:54.3 | whatever we want to them. Yeah. Do you think plants wish they |
| 0:58.8 | could move? I don't know. Guys, we did not take drugs. No. Now |
| 1:04.5 | yeah. It is April 420 is coming up. Although I just I did just |
| 1:11.0 | poor weekend water. Yes. I got my weekend water. Hi, welcome to |
| 1:15.6 | stay at homekins. I'm Paul F. Tomkins. I'm Janie. How do I |
| 1:18.6 | don't get? I'm a comedian. I'm an actress. We are a married |
| 1:21.3 | couple living in Los Angeles, California. And we do a |
| 1:23.5 | podcast that started during the global pandemic. The global |
| 1:29.0 | pandemic hasn't intended yet. Therefore, our podcast hasn't |
| 1:34.8 | intended yet. Right. Here's what happens. We sit down on our |
| 1:38.5 | date night Friday night. We have a spontaneous unhinged. |
| 1:47.2 | Isn't it funny how there was nothing going on, but we still |
| 1:49.8 | just had one date night. We've been married for almost 11 |
| 1:56.9 | years. Our anniversary is this month. Yeah. Guess what? Our 10 |
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