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Ologies with Alie Ward

Audiobook Mixtape 3: Gift Ideas from the Ologists’ Brains

Ologies with Alie Ward

Alie Ward

Comedy, Science, Society & Culture

4.923.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

You like Ologists. Ologists write books. You like books, so let’s dive into a new, curated sampler platter from your favorite guests’ books.. Fill your ears with dark carnivals, boney catacombs, Rocky Mountain bears and wolves, flies you should love, maggots that make you beautiful, fungus that might be evil, why you should not care what other people eat, queer dolphins, invisible moose, monkey facts, fitness/mental health tips, and how to save money at the salon. Let this melange of literary snippets serve as a refresher of favorite episodes, a teaser for ones you haven’t heard, or just a gentle nudge toward a bookshop. (Or the link below to buy online.)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Crack and open a cold sody pop. You ready for this? This is a fun one. This is a weird one.

0:06.7

It's an audiobook. Makes tape for you. Let's get into it. Oh, hey, it's a librarian who smells like vanilla extract and never judges you for your queries,

0:15.9

Alley Ward, and come take a seat, fireside for this. This is our third ever audio book

0:21.0

mixtape. Wherein, we read you excerpts from books written by beloved

0:25.4

ologists that you already know so the holidays are upon us gift lists are full of

0:30.3

bullshit so maybe get a loved one the magic of knowledge, perhaps about how to build a

0:35.9

bat house or indigenous thoughts on animal crossings. If you have ADHD, the flies that make your birthday cake even better.

0:44.4

Strapping machines to your brain, the dark secrets that America is built on, and how to cultivate

0:48.8

hope for the future.

0:50.6

But before we crack the spine of these impressive works of non-fiction, just a quick caution for

0:55.8

Apple Podcast users.

0:57.6

So I just find out that the new iOS 17 update unsubscribes people if they haven't listened to an episode in more than two weeks.

1:05.2

So please make sure that you hit the follow button next to ologies or else you're going to miss

1:09.7

on some real quality stuff that we got coming around.

1:12.2

So tell your friends.

1:13.7

Also, if you'd like to become a patron,

1:15.2

sign up for as little as a buck a month

1:16.8

at patreon.com slash ologies.

1:18.5

You can submit questions for ologists.

1:20.5

We also have discussion threads every week

1:22.2

that I chime in on.

1:23.0

You can also support the show with Ologies merch at ologies merch.com

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