Hello and welcome to citation needed.

The podcast where we choose a subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia,

and pretend we're experts because this is the internet, and that's how it works now.

I'm Eli Bosnick and I'll be leading the charge tonight, but I'll need some grunts to hop to with me.

First up, the two most decorated members of the podcast by flowing locks alone, Cecil and Noah.

Probably not the only time this episode you'll hear Hair Commandant.

It is forcing anybody to go after Cecil when a battle a wordplay is cruel, Eli.

You just do it as Noah and Cecil next.

And also joining us tonight are two red badges of courage, Heath and Tom.

That's a book.

I knew that.

I read books.

In combat, not so much a red badge of courage as like a brown stain of fear, but sure.

That's fair.

That's fair.

Before we begin tonight, I'd like to thank our patrons.

Patrons, just a dollar a week.

You dive onto the grenade of poverty.

So many grenades.

And prevent us from the most horrifying war of all.

The capitalist war on the workplace.

If you'd like to learn how to join their ranks,

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