"Aubrey Plaza"

SmartLess

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Science, Education, Culture, Learning, Society & Culture, Interview, Comedy, Discussion, Music, Entertainment

4.6 • 55.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Time for spaghetti and donuts; it’s Aubrey Plaza. Dancing, beams of sunshine, gum advocacy, and D. All Of The Above. We’re just [metaphorically] singing in the shower in the iso-booth but pretending not to be looking at ourselves in the mirror… on an all-new SmartLess.

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0:00.0	Hey, Shawnee.
0:06.2	I was just thinking about, I'm just going, I'm getting really reminiscent of the old days.
0:10.5	Yeah, tell me about it.
0:11.6	Well, I was just thinking about back in the day, you'd be able to get 10 bucks out of
0:16.2	manufacturer handover ATM.
0:18.2	So I was so broke and I'd take 10 bucks out and then I could buy a pack
0:21.6	of smokes and I'd go to hot and crusty and I could get a coffee and a Danish and for 25 cents
0:27.3	I could buy the New York Post. And then I'd go to the 87th Street entrance to the 86th Street
0:32.0	station on the Upper West Side and I'd wait for the subway doors to open. And then at the last second, I'd run, and I'd hop the turnstile.
0:40.7	Before they had the big thing, it was just a little turnstile.
0:43.3	And I'd hop it so that I'd time it so I'd run in and beat the fare to get on the subway
0:47.7	in case there was a transit cop there.
0:50.2	You know what I mean?
0:50.7	Yeah, welcome to SmartList.
0:54.1	Welcome to SmartLess. Welcome to SmartLess.
1:15.2	I'm going to keep the gum very low.
1:17.1	I've turned it down to one.
1:17.9	Oh.
1:22.1	Oh, is this a suppressant gum type of nicotine thing? It's a medicinal gum.
1:23.5	I just have a lot going on.
1:26.0	Yeah, I get it.
1:26.7	And he needs it today, Sean. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Go easy. You know what I mean? Don't they have like, they've got sprays now? Can't you just like spray your mouth? Do they really? Yeah, they've got like a nicotine spray. What do you mean? You just do a spray? Yeah, like Benaka. Remember Benaka?
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