Hey everybody it's Janus Pappus coming straight at you from the Janus

Pappas where we read the headlines of articles this week and then make up the news

according to what we want that news to be and we make it shiny and happy so everything is beautiful create your own reality

reality is a suggestion I'm here to serve this is a symbiotic relationship I'll

tell you what's going on in the news based on the way I want to see it.

The only real story I want to tell you about is that former governor, Patterson of New York State was assaulted on the upper

side of New York City, a very prominent neighborhood. He was assaulted by four people, I think two adults and two kids, an intergenerational

assault, which is great to know that the parents really helping these kids out, you know? Him and his stepson were assaulted and

here is the most surprising aspect of this story. That the former governor

David Patterson was able to identify the assailants in a

braille lineup he felt their faces and he said that's the guy.

This is the oddest Papasauer.

We're coming right back right after this quick rap song. Who's online going on and on? What's fighting wrong and it's something up.

Now he comes a great kid you know you can trust.

From the truth, who's who?

To the news and cameras, to the fake politics

and the propaganda.

Yeah this kid screwed in.

Got a lot to say.

Ah shit, it's about to be a long day.

It's a long day.

It's just tough being a former governor who's blind.

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