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Attack of the Clones Minute 85: Hamlet-Level Stuff

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🗓️ 10 March 2017

⏱️ 25 minutes

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PADMÉ comes in with a tray of food. ANAKIN is kneeling by the speeder bike, using an electronic wrench to work on it. Guest commentator: Paul Scheer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome back to Star Wars Minute. It's your daily podcast in which we analyze

0:16.0

scrutinize and celebrate Attack the Clones one minute at a time. I'm Alex Robinson

0:21.3

from comic book Alex.com.

0:23.0

I'm Pete the Retailer from Pete the Retailer.com.

0:26.0

And I'm Paul Shear and you could check out my comic book with Spider-Man and Deadpool at Marvel, wherever they sell Marvel comic books.

0:34.0

Cool, I've just recently started reading Deadpool,

0:36.0

so I look forward to thinking that out.

0:38.0

Yeah, we got to do a one a couple months ago

0:40.0

for the holiday one, which was Spider-Man and Deadpool celebrate Christmas so that was

0:44.4

the one that came out so you can check that out and we have a couple more in there too but

0:47.7

they're super fun to write. Anyway thanks again for joining us Paul wrapping up the

0:51.7

week here and we're talking about minute 85 of

0:55.2

attack of the clones and it starts off with Anakin saying life seems so much simpler

1:00.6

when you're fixing things, which I think we can all agree with, and it ends a minute later with much more distraught

1:05.4

distraught in saying, Obewan is jealous.

1:10.2

Let me tell you, I'm happy that we're doing the scene because or this minute because this is the scene that I use whenever I audition for anything at all.

1:18.0

This is a new contemporary monologue and I'd like to perform it for you right now.

1:22.0

And I just do it like this, right now and I just do it like just listen to the words

1:25.8

because really the words here what comes like poetry you just get out of the way left the

1:29.2

words through the word it's it's so true it's like life seems so much simpler when you're fixing things.

1:35.5

I'm good at fixing things. It always was, but I couldn't.

1:42.5

Why did she have to die?

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