Attack, Fern!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Holiday time makes everyone feel great! Why not leave the festive decorations up until spring? Some scientists think its a way to beat seasonal depression. Bryan is an expert on all things children music. However, one particular music section is driving him batty! Cocomelon is the devil...Bryan pleads his case. Finally, Bryan and Krissy review 42 Superhero powers and discuss to figure out which one is the best. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bull me once, shame on you.
0:09.6	If Bull me, we can't get fooled again.
0:15.1	On this episode of the Commercial Break...
0:18.6	I live in Disney World here at this house.
0:20.6	Disney fucking June your 24 hours a day.
0:23.6	It's time to fly with us turn it up!
0:30.6	That are Coco fucking melancholy.
0:33.6	Coco fucking melancholy is the devil.
0:35.6	You and I, if you want to conspiracy to hang on to,
0:40.6	look into Coco fucking melancholy.
0:43.6	So basically, it's all themed from the point you walk in the door
0:46.6	and you don't leave the hotel.
0:48.6	Except to go to the parks and even then you go in a space vehicle.
0:55.6	Sounds awesome.
0:57.6	That it does, actually.
0:58.6	And if anybody's gonna do it right, it's gonna be fucking Disney, right?
1:02.6	We're so excited.
1:03.6	Everyone's got their little star boners ready to go.
1:06.6	They're tiny lights.
1:09.6	Their little chewies are growing by the minute.
1:11.6	What about jumping?
1:13.6	Jumping is not a super power.
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