Atsuko Okatsuka

Couples Therapy

Naomi and Andy

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

We've known Atsuko for years - check out the pre-Pandemmy™ live episode she's on! - and after she recently told the story of her officiant forgetting to file the paperwork for her and her husband, meaning they haven't actually been married this whole time, we thought, we gotta have her on the pod! And you know Atsuko Okatsuka, right? From her TikTok, her stand-up (get tix to see her on tour!), and from some stuff that is work for struck companies so we can't mention it, but you know what we're talking about! Well even if you don't know her from Eve, we get into it on the show today - Atsuko's teenage desires, the guys she dated before her husband, what attracted her to him when they met, and yes, all of us are sleepy, but we're still delivering more entertainment than you can shake 100 sticks at! PLUS, obvi, we answer YOUR advice questions! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!

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0:00.0	Open your heart, loosen your butts, it's time for couples therapy!
0:30.0	Hello everyone and welcome to Couples Therapy. My name is Naomi, my name is Andy. I'm a real-life
0:40.8	couple, real-life couple of comedians. On Couples Therapy we answer a couple of different
0:44.4	lessons. Keep it in. On Couples Therapy we answer a couple of different questions from
0:52.1	a couple of different listeners, couple of different lessons. I didn't think it was that funny,
0:55.9	but I say keep it in if it was that LOL. A couple of different lessons. It's very funny for
1:01.6	some reason. I was gonna say it was really gonna be a couple of different listeners. We answer a
1:06.6	couple of different listeners which isn't wrong. We're not answering lessons, we're giving lessons.
1:12.0	It broadcasts like what oh what? He is out of his mind. The lessons on what's going on. We're
1:17.8	recording this on Saturday morning because we were supposed to do it yesterday but of course we
1:22.0	did some picketing and after I standing in something to I was I am spent. I mean I don't know how
1:28.8	my ancestors toiled. I don't know how my ancestors toiled and my ass part Nigeria part to Troy.
1:36.0	It came even walk in 90 degree heat for two hours. I even have my new wide brim hat. I don't even know
1:44.0	the width of myself in the hat. I kept knocking into signs. But I thought okay I got my coverage
1:50.4	and I said oh no I can't live this way. You're the width of King Bowser from Super Mario Brothers.
1:56.1	That's insulting. Just you know Bowser is like a giant creature. Just your hat. You yourself.
2:03.0	Your self-hearts petite. No, don't lie now. Don't you don't you tell lies now.
2:09.8	Petita's toad. Petita's toad.
2:18.3	Thanks Andy. We're already off the rails. We were with I got to say picketing in this heat
2:24.4	is really destroying our brains and destroying our ability to do anything besides afterwards.
2:30.8	Slug around. Like literally pick it and then I come home and then I got to lay down for like the
2:36.3	rest of the day. I had a headache. I tried to make my own knockoff gatorade by putting a
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