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ATHLETIC CHICKEN: Facebook wants you to date your friends

Brunch

BRUNCH

Tv & Film

4.8603 Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

A whacky stunt derails the episode before it starts, "Barry" is out of control, Facebook is adding a game-changing dating feature and the "Sonic" trailer promises one stupid movie.

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:34.8

All right, we got to talk about it.

0:36.1

I hate you starting an episode.

0:36.9

No, I can't. I can't. All right. Do it. All right. I'll just go fuck myself. All right. That's... talk about it. I hate you starting an episode. No, I can't, I'm sorry. Okay.

0:37.8

All right.

0:38.2

Do it.

0:38.5

All right.

0:39.0

I'll just go fuck myself.

0:40.2

All right.

0:40.5

Yeah.

0:41.1

Okay.

0:41.5

We're done. All right. We're going to try out Pete start in an episode and I was very professional about it. And I think you could all hear it. It just, it, you're great at everything else.

0:38.9

I'm great at everything.

0:40.2

You're great at everything else. I'm great at everything. You're great at everything,

0:57.9

including, including it sounding weird when you start an episode. I would have been great at starting

1:02.6

the episode if you didn't interrupt me twice in a row and then we had to re-record. Well, you said that,

1:07.3

you said, let me know when you're ready to go and i said okay and i was about to start

1:11.1

the episode and i didn't give you the heads up that i was going to start it yeah and so yeah it's like

1:16.0

calling an uber and then when they arrive you're like hey okay can i drive and they're like you know

1:22.3

like how this works right sorry i thought that i thought that this was uh i didn't know that that you

1:27.4

were hosting the show and i was just the sidekick. No, but we can talk about that. No, now you're making me out to be a dick. This is like, I thought that would just be a funny joke. If you were to start the episode? No, it's for me to be like, oh, I didn't know this was your show.

1:52.6

Oh, no. It's for sure. It's both of our shows. I can save my, my, my, my, my, my segue for, did you think that wouldn't surprise me or shock people? Like, I bet if we, I've started episodes

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