This is Free Thought Radio on Air America with your host, Dan Barker, and Annie Laurie Gaylor.

Imagine there's no heaven.

It's easy if you try.

No hell below us.

Above us only sky. Imagine all the people living for today

Imagine a religion.

Welcome, everyone.

I'm Annie Laurie Galore.

This is Freethought Radio, devoted to the views of the undevoted, secular Americans,

the significant and growing segment of the U.S. population that is not religious.

Free Thought Radio is broadcasting and streaming live from Air America.

And I'm Dan Barker, your friendly neighborhood atheist.

This show is a production of the Freedom from Religion Foundation,

a watchdog working to defend the beleaguered separation of church and state in this country. We're also the

largest national membership group for free thinkers, which are mainly atheists, agnostics,

skeptics, and rationalists. There was a worker at the Vatican who was glancing out the window

and he saw this guy coming down the street toward the Vatican, and he said, that looks like Jesus.

So he called one of the Cardinals. And he said, look, isn't that Jesus? And the Cardinal looks out the window

and said, it sure is. And he's coming this way. He's getting closer. Well, what should we do? What should we do? and he said, I don't know.

So they asked another one of the cardinals,

and he looked at,

yep, he's coming right up to the front door.

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