At What Moment Did You Realize Your Date Was a Horrible Person?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 28 August 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | At one moment did you realize your date was a horrible person? |
| 0:03.3 | Minigar on a dating site. |
| 0:04.9 | He asked if I had a single friend to bring on our first meetup since his cousin was in town and wanted to come along. |
| 0:10.5 | Sure, whatever. |
| 0:11.7 | My friend and I was stoked and we spent time getting all cute and stuff. |
| 0:15.3 | We were 18 or 19. The guy comes. My date says he's low on gas, so I'd need to drive. |
| 0:24.7 | Okay, I drive a two-door coop, but whatever. |
| 0:28.0 | I asked where we were going for dinner, he replies, jack in the box. |
| 0:33.5 | Okay, we get there and the cousin orders 20 tacos, and the rest of us order, |
| 0:36.3 | and my date finds that he has no money in his wallet. |
| 0:37.3 | I pay. The cousin eats all 20 tacos. |
| 0:40.1 | I proceed to text another friend with a frantic help text. She sends me an address of a |
| 0:45.0 | hooker lounge and says to go there. There's a group of friends there. And maybe it'll be less |
| 0:49.4 | awkward if it's a group thing. We go, some random dude tells my date to shotgun me. Having never done |
| 0:55.3 | Hooker before, I didn't know what this was. Date proceeds to blow Hooker's smoke into my mouth |
| 1:00.8 | and try to make out with me. I decide it's time to go home and we leave. Oh, on the car ride home, |
| 1:06.1 | we find out that the cousin is married. There wasn't a second date with either couple. |
| 1:10.4 | That's right, believe it or not, men also use dating apps of free food and just to leach off of someone. |
| 1:16.6 | Decided to try dating a gamer girl. She played a lot of games I liked, but she only had one dimension. |
| 1:21.6 | Games. I tried to talk to her about college, work, family, anything. It all came back to games. |
| 1:28.5 | About an hour in, she finally told me she left college, quit work, and lives off a portion |
| 1:33.5 | of her grandmother's pension to sit inside all day and play games. |
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