At the Zagros Mountains of Madness feat. Séamus Malekafzali

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

This week, we’re talking Iran escalation and Donald Trump’s genius strategy of galvanizing a nation, but there’s a little more nuance than normal. So, Riley (@raaleh), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice @AliceAvizandum join special guest Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek), who’s a writer and analyst working in Beirut. This one will stimulate the logic center of your brain more than a thousand Ben Shapiro podcasts. Hope you enjoy! If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *COME SEE MILO* If you want to catch Milo’s stand-up on tour, get tickets here: https://linktr.ee/miloontour

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0:00.0	So I was going to the mall, the ABC mall near Verdun, which is near to the south of the city.
0:08.1	And I was listening to the latest episode of this lovely podcast about the OYO hotel scam that doesn't make sense.
0:19.3	And I was walking past an army checkpoint.
0:22.4	There are a lot of them in the city.
0:23.4	They're not uncommon.
0:25.1	But I didn't hear them.
0:27.0	I was walking into a restricted area.
0:29.5	I was just kind of laughing along, you know, talk about the upholstery and, oh, wow.
0:34.2	What a system.
0:35.8	And then I heard one of them whistle at me,
0:39.3	not in the sexual way, but in a way to signal me.
0:43.8	And he had his hands on his, his Kalishnikov as AK-47,
0:49.2	and he directed me to get the hell out of the area.
0:53.4	Because you were doing the Virgin Walk with like the iPhone.
0:56.5	I was.
1:00.5	You should have been doing the Chad Walk listening to the Romaniacs.
1:05.6	That's true.
1:06.5	How many people has our podcast killed or almost killed?
1:10.9	Oh, well, there is one fan of ours did get run over by a car while jogging and listening to us.
1:18.9	Was he wearing a shirt that said, ouch, that is the question.
1:23.2	He's fine, but we did give him a free shirt.
1:27.4	No, do not get yourself a free shirt by getting yourself run over by a car.
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