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And welcome back to WSHID's Special Report on UFOs and Crab Apple. True or not, we're

here to investigate further. It's been reported that two weeks ago Bob from Bob's Baton

Body Shop experienced a UFO fly right down in front of his store while he was there late

one night. An alien got out, supposedly invited him into the aircraft, and then Bob and the

alien had an incident of unfortunate sexual nature. Bob was then left unharmed, but in

barristh in front of his wife and children by this encounter. We have hired Crab Apple's

most experienced, physicist and general scientists with two separate degrees from Crab Apple

Community College to comment on this particular incident. Jason Dranger, what's going on?

With the aliens in Crab Apple. They're an extra-trustial civilization from our future. They tunnel

through to our timeline to reproduce with us. They're actually extracting semen and eggs

from male and females and mixing our genetic material with their genetic material to produce

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