Where'd you start on that?

An utter utter shambles.

I'm not sure what I expected, but I didn't expect it to be as bad as that.

I'm not going to lie, and maybe that's foolishness on my Oed behalf.

There was no pride in that performance.

Honestly, it's as damning as that.

I really, really can't sugarcoat what I've just watched.

Before beating 4'2, Baston Village, what I've just watched.

Virgil Van Dyke with two consolation goals.

Let's get the positives out the way early.

Veerungamower, I thought, was his usual self.

Really, really dangerous, really sharp, lively, looked by far in a way, the most likely to make something happen from open play.

A little bit unlucky to hit the post and not just to get nestled into the corner.

But outside of those moments, it was abysmal, truly abysmal um defensively all over the place um in part

due to fact we had to chase the game and make usual gung-co kitchen sink substitutions but that was of our

own making because the ease of which astinville are able to score their goals is laughable and to be honest,

embarrassing.

They just carved through us and they carved through us for the goals and we gift them opportunities

on a plate wherever we're slipping over and I've got sympathy with Dom's the Boslai in that

moment because he's been bang and large, exceptional and our best player all season long. Or we're just standing off them and saying,

do you want to have a shot? The keeper, the goal's there.

Go on. Go on, you pick your spot and you get your shot away

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