ASTEROID SOLUTION with Tom Ryan

The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon

Pat Dixon

True Crime, News, News Commentary

4.2 • 831 Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2015

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

POLICE FIND A GUN HIDDEN BETWEEN A MAN'S BUTT CHEEKS

A WOMAN TRYING TO PEE BETWEEN CARS ON A MOVING SUBWAY TRAIN, FALLS TO THE TRACKS AND IS CRUSHED

A TOPLESS PHOTO WHORE IN TIMES SQUARE IS ARRESTED FOR ALLEGEDLY OFFERING TO BLOW A COP FOR $200

GUEST, COMEDIAN AND OLD FRIEND, THE LEGENDARY TOM RYAN (LETTERMAN).

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0:00.0	When you do take the bus, every stop, it has to go, kick, kick, kick, kick, and you have to go through the slow motion.
0:08.9	Yeah. Nealing down to let the old, right, exactly.
0:11.5	Get the cripple on.
0:12.7	There should be a no cripple bus.
0:14.7	I mean, if they can have a bus, do they have a handicapped?
0:17.0	I just have one bus.
0:18.2	It's like, we don't stop for cripples.
0:20.8	Just one. This is, Dixon, you should be. capital i just have one bus it's like we don't stop for cripples just one this is
0:22.3	dixon you should be
0:24.9	it's time for pat dixon to run for city council
0:28.8	i think you're i think i'm going to run for mayor
0:30.6	words
0:31.7	including words that's what they're designed to do
0:35.4	yeah to record the words.
0:37.6	Pick up everything.
0:38.8	And they record them in the order that they were said.
0:42.0	That's amazing.
0:43.5	You know, technology.
0:44.9	Here we are.
0:45.5	Okay, so I'm going to say this.
0:47.0	From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live.
0:51.0	A Bronx man, caught, collared and cuffed, concealing a firearm between his
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