Assquatchin’ with Franchesca Ramsey

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Franchesca Ramsey (MTV's Decoded, The Nightly Show, author) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about taxidermists turning deer butts into assquatches, a woman in a relationship with a ghost who wants to have a baby, a fox that stole over a hundred shoes, putting potatoes up your butt to cure hemorrhoids, emus getting banned from a pub and the oldest person to ever go skydiving!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:03.5	This is Justin from The Generation Why and we're doing a four-part series unraveling
0:10.7	the story of Khalif Browder, a young boy falsely accused of stealing a backpack and held
0:15.6	at Rikers Island for three years without trial.
0:18.7	This story is about a young life caught in the middle of the justice system, listen to
0:23.0	Generation Why on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:26.3	Alright, Skye.
0:27.3	Hey, Kurti.
0:29.3	Oh, this is a, here we go.
0:31.3	Get into it.
0:32.3	Get into it.
0:33.3	Taxidermists are turning deer butts into ass quatches.
0:38.3	Yeah.
0:40.3	You know, in 2020, the year of the banana, this is certainly bananas.
0:58.3	Hello.
1:14.3	Welcome to bananas, everybody.
1:16.3	I am Kurt Brownhuller.
1:18.3	And I'm Scotty Landis.
1:19.9	Thank you for listening to The Silest, little podcast there ever was.
1:25.7	Hold on, I hear birds.
1:26.7	Do you hear birds, Kurt?
1:27.7	I hear birds.
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