Assorted Varmints - #2197

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Pest control is important. Otherwise you get raccoons eating your trash, turkeys taking over your yard, and professional athletes saying $44 million a year isn't enough. You have to stay on top of these things. If you have a professional athlete problem, the best thing you can do is turn off the TV and stop buying tickets. It may seem cruel, but if you ignore the problem you'll end up with tons of them, and then they'll all starve to death come winter. And by "starve to death" I mean "retire at the age of 25".

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0:00.0	Did you ever wonder how all those clock sounds were made in the beginning of Time by Pink Floyd?
0:05.4	Or what was going on when Kurt Cobain wrote Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit?
0:10.6	I'm Jan Delane, host of the Behind the Song podcast. Join me for each episode, digging into
0:15.4	classic rock's most interesting songs and the history behind them. You might just find a new revelation in the music you've heard all your life.
0:23.6	Check it out wherever you get your podcasts and on the Behind the Song YouTube channel.
0:27.8	And if you like it, hit subscribe.
0:33.0	Welcome to the family on the Tom Bernard podcast with
0:39.6	Hackmaster Ralph D.D., co-host Catherine Brandt.
0:43.3	And Andy Brantard.
0:44.8	And we are just kicking into high gear, don't you think?
0:49.6	Yes, absolutely.
0:51.4	Kickin, kicking.
0:52.9	The men didn't respond at all.
0:55.6	Difficult.
0:56.2	When Kristen's on in an hour.
0:58.5	Highest gear.
0:59.9	Michael Bryant, Brad Sean.
1:01.4	Bryant. What's the latest?
1:02.6	We're just trying to represent people who've been injured through no fault of their own.
1:06.4	We're trying to talk to them before they talk to an adjuster or before they take a settlement
1:10.3	that isn't something they should get based upon their injuries. How many people are out there
1:14.1	in different, not in the law business, that love to run around scaring people before you even get to
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