0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have all to 6.00 in progress in close of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 25 and appears what shit is good.
0:13.0	Get back here.
0:20.0	Hey everybody, welcome to Community Service podcast. I got somebody pregnant. Oh, wow. I'm touring to a city
0:28.3	near you. Come to my show. I need money now. I mean, we all need money, but oh boy, oh boy.
0:35.0	Everett, Washington, October 20th.
0:43.1	And then I'll be doing the mothership in Texas.
0:53.2	After that, I'll be doing Davenport, Iowa, November 5th, Chicago, the Comedy Festival, Community Service podcast live for the first time.
1:00.4	Rochester, New York, November 16, 17, 18th, taping a special with Brittany Schmidt and Mateen Stewart in Austin, Texas, November 19th.
1:04.5	Many special just were taping 330s.
1:07.0	December 7th, Colorado, they still haven't sent me the ticket link, even though I've asked
1:10.4	for it twice.
1:11.5	Hit up Denver Improv.
1:13.3	Would love a ticket link.
1:14.6	It's hard to sell tickets with no ticket link.
1:16.6	I'm not supposed to say any of that.
1:18.7	December 13th, Philadelphia, December 14th, Washington, D.C.
1:24.5	December 29th, 31st, Springfield, Massachusetts.
1:31.3	And, yeah, come to a show. I love you all.
1:38.2	I see you at my shit and I'm appreciative. You guys are fucking awesome. And that's it. Stay up, man.
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