So Griffin is not here, obviously, but we were talking about Assassin's Creed beforehand.

And without saying what Griffin thought, because even though he's not on it, I'm not going to say what he thought of this game.

Because if he wants to share that, he should be on the episode.

We started talking about, well, Griffin, what was the last one's Assassin's Creed game?

You did enjoy it?

He's like, I didn't like the last one very much.

I'm like, I didn't like the last one very much. I'm okay. What about before that?

What about Odyssey? Did you like, no.

Did you like Origins? No, no, no, I didn't like origins. Valhalla?

Didn't like Valhalla. It's like, okay, we, Griffin, who claims to be a fan of this series,

has not enjoyed one since 2014. That is what we figured out. For 11 consecutive years,

Griffin has not enjoyed this franchise. Wowza. Do you think he regrets getting that giant

Assassin's Creed back tattoo of Etsio? Probably. Well, he, it's just a big Assassin's logo. And Griffin

is still an assassin. That's important. Like he still sides against the Templars.

You know what?

This tells me,

conflict.

What?

This tells me that you've never put the black light on your brother.

Because everybody who knows him well knows it looks like the Assassin's Creed logo.

But when you pin him down and hold a black light above it, it reveals the faces of Etzio and Desmond.

And they're crying. The Deuteronomist.

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