Assassin's Creed - Caravan Of Garbage
The Weekly Planet
James
4.9 • 12.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 June 2024
⏱️ 25 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Assassin's Creed 2016 is Ubisofts second attempt to bring one of their beloved video game franchises to the screen. And the results were yet again...lacking. Headed up by Michael Fassbender playing the duel role of a future guy and ancient history guy it parkours it's way in and around the neverending battle between the Assassin Order and the Templars for a glowing apple that can probably do something. Thanks for checking out our Caravan Of Garbage review
SUBSCRIBE HERE ►► http://goo.gl/pQ39jN
Help support the show and get early episodes ► https://bigsandwich.co/
Patreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymovies
James' Twitter ► http://twitter.com/mrsundaymovies
Maso's Twitter ► http://twitter.com/wikipediabrown
Patreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymovies
T-Shirts/Merch ► https://www.teepublic.com/stores/mr-sunday-movies
The Weekly Planet iTunes ► https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-weekly-planet/id718158767?mt=2&ign-mpt=uo%3D4
The Weekly Planet Direct Download ► https://play.acast.com/s/theweeklyplanet
Amazon Affiliate Link ► https://amzn.to/2nc12P4
SUBSCRIBE HERE ►► http://goo.gl/pQ39jN
Video Edition ► https://youtu.be/9qubm5z66pc
Help support the show and get early episodes ► https://bigsandwich.co/
Patreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymovies
James' Twitter ► http://twitter.com/mrsundaymovies
Maso's Twitter ► http://twitter.com/wikipediabrown
Patreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymovies
T-Shirts/Merch ► https://www.teepublic.com/stores/mr-sunday-movies
The Weekly Planet iTunes ► https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-weekly-planet/id718158767?mt=2&ign-mpt=uo%3D4
The Weekly Planet Direct Download ► https://play.acast.com/s/theweeklyplanet
Amazon Affiliate Link ► https://amzn.to/2nc12P4
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | All right it's time to wrap up badly at the box office video game addition |
| 0:05.1 | hazahhahh you happy to see the back of this a yeah we nearly at the end and boy what a what a movie to go out on |
| 0:10.4 | James assassin's creed jes this movie really put the ass ass, ass, ass, |
| 0:15.8 | Creed. |
| 0:16.8 | James, this is a movie so ass, they assed it twice. |
| 0:20.8 | Now obviously folks, that's a little... What are you the angry video game nerds? James, that's a little what are the angry video game |
| 0:24.0 | no this is a little tribute to the angry video game note of course because you know given |
| 0:27.6 | the business we're in I like to think that if I would have put on the animus the device |
| 0:31.6 | that lets you view the memories of those that came before you. |
| 0:33.9 | I'd see the memories of the angry video game. |
| 0:35.9 | Yeah sure. |
| 0:37.9 | What? |
| 0:38.9 | You'd watch him take a buffalo diarrhea in his ear. |
| 0:41.3 | Absolutely. |
| 0:42.3 | And you of course would see the memories of the |
| 0:43.6 | nostalgia critic. I would yeah. All the stuff he's done. No, all the cool stuff. |
| 0:48.8 | All the cool stuff. Anyways please leave a like on this video because of course we are talking about |
| 0:53.6 | 2016's Ass and Craig. All jokes aside it's really bad this movie. I've written might be the |
| 0:59.3 | dullest movie we've ever watched. But also but is it it? Because it's kind of true to the |
| 1:03.7 | games, especially the first one. If you ever played that game, and I have, there's a lot of |
| 1:08.2 | you go into a room and a guy goes, you know, the Templars, they talk about |
| 1:11.5 | truth, and the thing about truth is is what real and you know what's real Jesus or maybe not maybe God's real and I'm God but maybe what is man but God pretending to be Jesus |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from James, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of James and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.