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May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

This week, JB Smoove and Miles encourage you to find fulfillment in life’s simple imperfections. Plus JB gives advice to a struggling artist. This Week's Quote: “The essence of life is not to find the one thing that satisfies us but to realize that nothing can ever completely satisfy us. And that’s alright.” - Joan D Chittister (A Year Of Gratitude Calendar, Workman Publishing). Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	When you can't quite get the angle, take hands-free selfies with the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5,
0:05.2	stand it up, step back, and your photos are also synced to your Chromebook, ready to edit.
0:10.8	The new Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5 and Chromebook, available on Vodafone.
0:30.0	Remember when you were a teenager and all you wanted to do was learn to drive?
0:41.3	That's all you gave a fuck about. To you, the ability to drive meant independence.
0:48.2	No more being stuck out there in the middle of the night after a party trying to get home.
0:53.0	No more ticket day out on the bus or worse yet on the handlebars of your bike.
0:58.3	We didn't change bad either.
1:00.8	Hey, wait.
1:03.1	Riding a lady around on your handlebars, whoa!
1:06.3	It's just as good as riding her around on your shoulders.
1:10.2	Oh, walking around or the car.
1:12.5	If you're the lady and you got to ride your guy around on your handlebars.
1:17.1	Hey, whatever.
1:21.0	I just think that it's just a once out.
1:24.4	No, nobody wants it.
1:25.7	But they didn't happen sometimes because if it's not your bike, you can't claim
1:29.2	that you have to drive that bike.
1:32.1	The ability to drive was one of your entries into adulthood.
1:37.7	So you watch, you watch for a while first.
1:40.8	You sit in the fucking front seat.
1:42.2	Your pants allow you to sit in the front seat and you watch how you do it.
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