Aspirationally Rude
Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
4.8 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
The conduit burps continuously. Raising the liver. Feet tied at the bottom like a little bow. Lunch is an utter derailment. Hurting the hand while trying to move at the speed of one’s thinking. Huge eye roll to the camera in the corner. Passage of time strikes right in the heart. Another one about sex and boys? Mister Cabbage, it’s me. A woven placemat, a frame under the plate.
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| 0:00.0 | Two best friends both alike in dignity. |
| 0:04.9 | Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. |
| 0:07.3 | The hag divines when something must die. |
| 0:09.7 | Yes, that was Pugge. |
| 0:10.9 | But this is huge. |
| 0:12.4 | The ego loves to seek, but never to find. |
| 0:15.2 | It was Berlant and Novak the whole time. |
| 0:18.1 | What was I going to tell you? |
| 0:20.6 | Hello, first of all. |
| 0:22.1 | Hi. |
| 0:24.1 | Have you heard the good news? |
| 0:26.3 | What? |
| 0:26.7 | No, more, here's the headline that's not really accurate. |
| 0:31.8 | More microplastics in glass, bottles, and plastic. |
| 0:37.7 | Okay. |
| 0:37.9 | But however, I'm about to pull it back big time because that is obviously the sensationalist |
| 0:42.5 | headline that it's meant to get me and my friend stock. |
| 0:45.4 | More microplastics in glass. |
| 0:47.3 | You know, when you get into it. |
| 0:49.6 | Don't, don't, don't. |
| 0:50.7 | No, when you get into it. |
| 0:52.3 | Who says? |
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