ASoS 26: The Red Wedding AKA Truly, God is a Cruel Buscemi

Boars, Gore, and Swords

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2013

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Catelyn VII & Arya XI of George R.R. Martin’s “A Storm of Swords”. It’s Edmure and Roslin’s wedding day! What could go wrong! Nothing! Ivan and Red discuss Attack The Block, wedding food, stone to lb conversion, the Walder women and body mass index, unspoken threats, spoken threats, and actual murder.

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0:00.0	husband and wife ate from a single plate, drank from a single cup,
0:02.8	and exchanged kisses between Sips.
0:05.9	And then they merged their Facebook profiles.
0:09.1	D' D'N-Duh buildings, flying, new things,
0:15.0	flying, new things, the river crossing.
0:20.0	Oh no!
0:22.0	Over the sea!
0:24.0	Poor Sains over the sea!
0:28.0	Game of Thrones game!
0:30.0	Sean Bean dies.
0:32.0	I'm Red Scott. And I'm Ivan Hernandez. This is Boers Gorn Swords. Part of the Boing Boing
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0:41.2	recommended if you like. Well then I wrote it wrong. Well I said it right so I think everything
0:46.6	evens out in the end. Yes. This week on R IYL. Oh right I've recognized it as that.
0:52.3	Oh okay but you don't recognize it by the non-acronym?
0:55.8	Correct. Okay, fair enough.
0:57.8	Well, this week Brian Heater interviews Robert Newsom, the editor of The Atomic Elbow, a professional wrestling fanzine.
1:08.0	Seems like if somebody had an atomic elbow, that'd be a very painful move either either does you mean like it's so sharp that it's down to a single atom
1:18.0	or does he mean it's a nuclear warhead I think it's fishing powered
1:22.1	Ah, okay so yeah fishing okay so little warhead. I think it's fission powered. Okay so a little bit dirtier, but still a tremendous amount of power.
1:27.7	Oh yeah, listen, they have to clean up that ring. That elbow is not clean burning.
1:31.8	Yeah. They have to they have to sink every
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