ASMR Face Exam / Measuring, Face Touching, Sharp or Dull (but you're suspicious) 👀

Safe Space ASMR

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4.7 • 840 Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey Jack, I'm seeing your business everywhere. Have you got a new marketing person or something?
0:04.7	You could say I've got a new secret weapon for print. Print? Oh, Vista print, right? That's not a secret.
0:10.8	How did you know? Come on. Custom posters, branded mugs, stylish flyers. Only one place prints all that. Vista print.
0:17.7	Yeah, I got business cards, stickers, t-shirts, booklets, signage, even photo books from my last holiday.
0:23.2	Print everything for your business with VistaPrint.
0:25.9	If you need it, we print it at vistoprint.co.uk.
0:31.7	Sean has had some good ideas over the years, but using Canva was a really good one.
0:38.6	Sean designed some social posts to promote his friend's car boot sale.
0:43.2	They looked good.
0:45.3	Really, really good.
0:47.9	Next thing he knows, someone came and bought the loft, including the car.
0:54.6	Now Sean doesn't know how he's going to get home.
0:58.1	Thanks, Canva.
1:05.6	Okay.
1:07.2	Who are you?
1:09.2	Did you book an appointment?
1:14.6	Okay, you want a face exam? Why? Alright, um, have you ever had a face exam?
1:20.6	Okay.
1:24.6	So you've never been here?
1:28.3	Your information wouldn't be here.
1:31.3	Okay. Um, let me just get to your...
1:35.3	What's your full name? Do you have...
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