#AskMeAnything, Homies Choice Awards, and Under-Talked About Players
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Chris Simms
4.7 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2022
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You know all of a sudden I had poison ivy pop up all over my body |
| 0:07.5 | I I must have itched my eyes and then I went inside and took a pee my |
| 0:13.4 | If you're wondering where else I have it other than my eyes |
| 0:18.4 | Oh, yeah, baby. What's up? We're back. It's right Chris Sims on button |
| 0:24.0 | I'm it for reads here raise your hand if you have poison ivy on your shlong. I do yes |
| 0:28.6 | That's me. Yes, if you're not watching on video and you're just listening my hand is in the air |
| 0:33.7 | Yes, I have a swollen right eye. I have a little bit of poison ivy and the crevice of my left eye and yes |
| 0:42.2 | I touched a vine don't know what I was thinking I was so impressed with the vine eight days ago |
| 0:48.0 | I came inside the house took my gloves off. It was a cold day. I must have rubbed my eyes |
| 0:54.6 | I went and took a pee three days later. I had poison ivy in those three spots |
| 0:58.8 | It's been very fucking annoying ever since. How are you good to see you of all places? |
| 1:03.4 | Raise your hands. I don't have poison ivy. No, I don't of all places to have it right |
| 1:08.6 | I think the two you would want the least are the eyeball and wait the man air |
| 1:13.6 | I didn't even get into yeah, you're right. I you're right. Those are the two places like you are like what two places |
| 1:18.4 | You not want to get poisoned. I mean those would be the two. Well, but hold me tough too. Okay, so we're gonna be transparent about this |
| 1:23.3 | Conversation and start this off on the whammy, but I think that's it's hard |
| 1:26.7 | Why are you sure the itchy and you'd be like yeah, I got a wipe and it's itchy, but I think that's a distant third |
| 1:31.1 | That's a just a third. Yeah, you're right. I mean would not be pleasant. No one would not be pleasant |
| 1:35.5 | All right, so if you made it this far in the podcast you just learned a whole lot more about Chris |
| 1:39.7 | Turn the volume up. They're ready. I thought we're gonna talk about me getting a tan in Florida |
| 1:43.3 | But we'll just skip over that so wait you did go to Florida. Yeah, I did go to I actually did go to Florida |
| 1:47.2 | So the family had a week off where'd you go or Orlando? I was gonna get there. I'm sorry |
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