Hey, PlanBri listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, guys, welcome back to another episode of PlanBri Uncut brought to you by High Noon. High Noon is amazing. It's under 100 calories. It's made with real juices. We have vodka, we have tequila, and we have non-carbonated iced tea, which is my personal favorite right now. I'm trying not to drink a high noon right now because it's what day, I don't know, Tuesday at like 2 o'clock. So I'm going to try to relax. But I do love high noon and you can find it at high noon spirits.com near you. Let's get into the episode. For today's episode, my guest doesn't, he's right next to me, but I'm not showing you him yet. He doesn't know why he's here. I texted him because my friend canceled last minute. Shout out Wes Wilson. Fuck you. Just

kidding. Love you kind of. And I needed and I wanted a fucking guest for this episode, but I wanted

it to be a straight man like the epitome and Noah, I love you very much. So like,

before I say what I say, just know that I love you. I wanted the epitome of like a straight man

that has probably fucked you over, like a guy that would break your heart and you have so many

questions. You're like, why did you do this? Why do men do this way? I wanted to give you guys an outlet to ask a straight man any question without any

repercussions. I'm going to do it with my dearest friend, Noah. I think you guys have met him

before. He's been on Plan Brees before. Hey, how are you doing? That's a crazy intro.

Oh my God.

Yeah, I'm completely ambushed right now, but let's run it. I know. I didn't tell you what you were coming for. But that's why I love you so much. I texted you what last night? I was like, can you come on the pod? And I was like, yeah, I'll jump. And then you were like, I was like, hello? Are you going to answer?

Like, is this actually happening?

I have a whole data schedule.

Cancelled all my shit.

I'm here.

The best.

My NOAA. And then you were like, I was like, hello, are you going to answer? Like, is this actually happening? I have a whole day to schedule.

Canceled all my shit. I'm here. The best. My Noah. He was my first, like, friend in New York City. Yeah, we go back a long time. It's been like five years now. Really? It's kind of crazy. It feels like 10. It feels like a lifetime. You've seen me through the good, the bad.

Like four different boyfriends.

I've had like five different girlfriends. Okay. Yeah, you've had five different girlfriends too.

Literally. I infiltrated the friend group. Yeah. Yeah, you had to clean up that whole mess. Wow. Yeah,

there's so many. I mean, for the OG PlanBri listeners, you guys know the Noah lore.

You know probably a lot of Noah's stories.

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