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you know, Hello and welcome to Rex Factor where we have reviewed all the Kings and Queens of England from Alpha the Great

to Elizabeth the Second, and we've not yet started reviewing all the Kings and Queens of Scotland.

Oh, it's so exciting. Is that better since the last podcast? I mean it's all relative isn't it?

I think I'm going to alienate quite a large part of our audience by if I carry on like that.

You do every episode entirely in the Scottish accent.

It's very bad. It's important that we're not going to start until after the referendum or

else that could be a deciding factor. Mm, true.

So this is 21st century Rex Factor.

It is very much because that Ali and I after four long years of reviewing all the Kings and

Queens of England can no longer bear to be in the same room as each other.

Yeah. And so I'm in Essex and I am in London.

And the wonders of technology means that I'm able to record both of our voices at the same time.

And presumably our listeners are in America.

My mind is being slowly blown here Graham as I gather the enormity of our

technological prowess. There's almost no one involved in this podcast who is actually in the same

room as the other person and yes yes yeah we're connected

so it's just a short podcast this time because what we wanted to do was to drum up

some support for our next episode which will be a question and answers

podcast.

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