Ask us anything, volume 1
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2021
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Jonny and Richard answer questions from Patrons covering topics such as their chosen BL car for life, dodgy car buying transactions, things that don't fit on lorries, the Sultan of Brunei's car key storage nightmares, stuff found in second hand cars, how they first met, and an awkward golf buggy incident.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Richard Porter, I'm Johnny Smith, and this is Smith and Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and this week answer your questions. |
| 0:13.0 | I'm going to start this podcast by asking, if you are female and you asked in a beautician for an evo triangle, what would you receive? |
| 0:26.0 | We're not starting like that. |
| 0:28.0 | Why not? I want to know what, because you've already offended at least one of our female listeners by saying that women are interested in homologation specials a couple of weeks ago. |
| 0:38.0 | Well, I mean, I tried to... |
| 0:40.0 | A lady called Helen on the Patreon set. |
| 0:42.0 | I tried to say it from my experience, you know, from my side of things on that side of things. |
| 0:50.0 | I've been text and DM'd on that side of things, I don't know, 50 times. |
| 0:56.0 | Oh, I know. It's incredible, and it's a chap called Paul Duck with email, then. |
| 1:02.0 | I don't know if you saw this one. He was speculating whether the on that side of things guy writes it in emails or shortens it so that he just incenses with OTSOT. |
| 1:13.0 | What? That's not a thing. He's given an example. |
| 1:19.0 | John will be round 8 for the Moa OTSOT. |
| 1:23.0 | No, that's not a thing. I don't think it's a thing. |
| 1:26.0 | So we asked a couple of weeks ago, so our Patreons, if they wanted to ask us anything. |
| 1:32.0 | And they did. |
| 1:35.0 | The questions have been excellent, and many, to the point where I had to draw a line under it and say, please stop asking us questions. |
| 1:44.0 | Not to be rude. It's just that we'd never get through them. |
| 1:47.0 | And I think that's just annoying for people to have sent one in and not have answers. |
| 1:52.0 | So I don't really know where to start, except that I suppose at the top would be like as in the first people who asked just because that seems to be a fair way of doing it. |
| 2:03.0 | Yeah, yeah, I would say so. |
| 2:05.0 | Otherwise, I don't know how to manage this at all. |
| 2:08.0 | Well, we're not very good at managing this. All I want to say is thank you to everyone that sent in questions. |
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