The only way to score is, of course, to play with a handbreak-off.

Hello, I'm Ian Stone. This is Handbrake-off of the Arsenal podcast, brought to you by The Athletic.

I'm joined, as always, by Amy Lawrence and James McNicholas.

Hello, guys. Nice to see you.

Hello, Ian. How you doing?

Yeah, I'm all right. Thank you very much.

And also, finally, Mr. Lee Dixon is here as well.

Hello, Lee.

All right, Stoney.

You know what, it gives me so much pleasure you call me Stoney.

In that weird Cotney accent as well.

See what I did there?

Did half cottony, half Mank?

Yeah, it was a little odd.

By the way, the other thing I wanted to mention to you,

well done on the baked potato song with Matt Lucas.

And Martin Keone has a sense of humour, does he not?

It was just hilarious, wasn't it?

Well, the hilarious thing was me having to ask Martin to be on the end of it based on the fact he wasn't in the

beginning of it when the back four were asked and then I had to ring him and Matt

goes I've got an idea for the ending I said what's that he goes ring Martin up

and say would you mind being on the ending going what about me being in the back

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