Ask, Tell, Confess: We Are Going Whitewater Rafting WTF?!
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Dumb Blonde Productions
4.8 • 8.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven spirals over an upcoming Jackson Hole adventure and a whitewater rafting trip that may or may not end in disaster. From gut feelings and near-miss accidents to theories about timelines, manifestations, and why life suddenly feels like it's 2008 again, the conversation goes completely off the rails before the confessions even begin.
Then it's on to the listener stories: a shocking ER confession involving household objects, a wedding-night surprise that leaves everyone speechless, and an unfiltered conversation about body care, confidence, boundaries, and the products the girls swear by (and the ones they definitely don't). As always, the Coven serves up equal parts hilarious oversharing, questionable advice, and real talk.
The episode wraps with one final jaw-dropping confession involving vodka, ashes, and a mistake nobody saw coming. Buckle up—this one is wild from start to finish.
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