Ask, Tell, Confess: Best of Closet Poops & Bedtime Lies

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🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Buckle up, because this Ask, Tell, Confess episode goes from zero to WTF real quick. We’re swapping personal stories that range from a dude dropping a deuce in a closet (yes, you read that right) to a woman who deserves an Oscar for her “fake it ‘til you make it” routine. The crew dives into drunken disasters, wild bedroom escapades, and the ever-elusive orgasm.

But it’s not all laughs—things get real as we talk women’s health, from hysterectomies to ablations, and why advocating for yourself at the doctor’s office is non-negotiable. We wrap it all up with a chat about ethics, personal growth, and just how messy (and hilarious) life can be.

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0:00.0	So you just got back from your summer vacation. Maybe you might have even had to book two hotel rooms
0:05.9	because of your loud snoring? Some vacation, huh? Snoring can be an underlying cause of high blood pressure,
0:13.2	heart disease, stroke, and even memory loss. Introducing Zipa. That's Happy Zee spelled backwards.
0:38.4	Zipa is a doctor-designed mouthpiece that moves your jaw forward to keep your airway open. From now through the month of October, you can put an end to your snoring and save $10 on a limited edition Pink Zipa. They'll even donate another $10 to the Susan G. Komen Foundation.
0:44.8	Help Zipa reach their goal to raise $50,000 for breast cancer research by going to zyppach.com and use the code pink or text the word bunny, that's BUNN-N-I-E to 511-5-11.
0:53.7	Put your snoring on a permanent vacation and help a worthy cause with the snoring device millions trust by visiting zypp-p-a-h.com and use the code pink or text bunny to 511-5-11.
1:08.3	Remember, Z-A is Happy Z spelled backwards.
1:11.6	Text fees may apply.
1:12.6	So you just got back from your summer vacation.
1:15.6	Maybe you might have even had to book two hotel rooms because of your loud snoring?
1:20.6	Some vacation, huh?
1:22.6	Snoring can be an underlying cause of high blood pressure, heart disease, stroke, and even memory loss.
1:29.3	Introducing ZEPA. That's Happy Zee spelled backwards. Zipa is a doctor-designed mouthpiece that moves your jaw forward to keep your airway open.
1:39.3	From now through the month of October, you can put an end to your snoring and save $10 on a limited edition Pink Zipa.
1:47.9	They'll even donate another $10 to the Susan G. Komen Foundation.
1:52.5	Help Zipa reach their goal to raise $50,000 for breast cancer research by going to ZyP-P-P-A-H.com and use the code pink or text the word bunny that's b you and n n i e to 511511
2:06.6	put your snoring on a permanent vacation and help a worthy cause with the snoring device millions trust by visiting zyppah h.com and use the code pink or text bunny to 511511 remember zipa is happy z spelled backwards
2:24.7	text fees may apply hey guys i need to ask you a question i want to know why and the hell are you not
2:32.9	on patreon i don't think you guys even realize how much
2:35.0	content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO show. We have Meet the
2:39.8	defaults. We have propaganda. We have more shows that we're adding. And not to mention, we have the
2:45.2	visuals of the podcast. Not only that, we have four tiers that caters to everybody's budget and everybody gets the
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