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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

A trip to the local Publix turns into a race for Bryan. He get's into a check-out with with a lady in a hurry. Krissy reminds everyone to "rev down" not up. Finally, it's been 2+ years of TCB yet Bryan and Krissy have never answered the listener questions as they promised.....18 months ago! Today is the day. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Clearly, the more whitey stuff is a reference to cocaine.
0:12.0	But there's nothing here that says that I ingested the drug.
0:19.0	Not saying there is, but you were asking for more cocaine and you were asking for more ecstasy.
0:24.0	I was asking for more ecstasy. I was asking for ecstasy.
0:33.0	On this episode of the commercial break, zoom down.
0:37.0	Yeah, don't zoom up. Don't rev up. Rev down. It's not a race at the grocery store.
0:41.0	You have to cut everybody off. Just take your turn. Everyone has a turn.
0:44.0	It's like these fucking people at the revolve festival.
0:47.0	These social media influencers. Don't you know who I am?
0:52.0	I've got 15 views on TikTok.
0:57.0	I kept telling my dad, and like, dad, this is going to come through, man.
1:00.0	And you're going to be sad that you're not paying attention to all my creative inventors.
1:05.0	It was like whatever.
1:09.0	He's like, I don't think LSD is a creative endeavor, Brian.
1:11.0	But okay, whatever. He's like, you want to give a job and pay some rent around here?
1:17.0	Has Brian ever told a story and then had someone that was in the story get upset with him?
1:22.0	Yes, I have. Yes, I have.
1:25.0	And I know that because I have been blocked on Facebook via a couple videos.
1:31.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:38.0	Yeah, the next episode of the commercial break. Hello.
1:43.0	Are you welcome back, I am Brian Green.
1:45.6	This is the director of...
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