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The Hello, Internet. I'm your husband host, Travis McElroy. And I'm your wife host, Teresa McElroy. And you're listening to Schmaners. It's extraordinary etiquette.

Fort ordinary occasions. Hello, my dove.

Hello, dear.

How are you?

I'm doing okay.

The kids are back to school.

I am realizing exactly how little time I actually have during the day where they're both gone.

Don is only doing half days, so she comes home at 10.30.

It just feels cruel because it's like, oh, we got to wake up early.

But don't worry.

She's also home before you get to think about, ah, the time I have.

So, like, it's not like we're going to go see movies and, like, partying now.

So it's fine.

She's loving it. Everybody's loving it. School year's going great. And you know what school year makes me think of, Teresa, learning. Oh. Learning makes me think of. Oh. Asking. And you know what asking makes me think of? Questions. Okay. Right. You know, the segue, is an art. Thank you.

I don't know if that was a masterpiece, but it was good.

No, that was more like the machine segue than anything else.

But we're doing an Ask Schmanners is where I'm going for.

I have questions.

We are.

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