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Travis McElroy

Etiquette, Society & Culture, Schmanners, Travis Mcelroy, History Of Etiquette, Teresa Mcelroy, Comedy, Mcelroy

4.72.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Hello internet! This week's episode is another ASK SHMANNERS, full of your questions about drive-throughs, coffee shop coughing, and more! Enjoy and be sure to share with a friend! Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

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0:00.0

The

0:07.0

The Hello, Internet.

0:29.5

I'm your husband host, Travis McElroy.

0:31.9

And I'm your wife host, Teresa McElroy.

0:34.0

And you're listening to Schmaners.

0:35.4

It's extraordinary etiquette.

0:36.7

For ordinary occasions. Hello, my dove. Hello, dear. Did you forget who you were for a second? I clapped, because we've been recording video with our audio coming soon, or at least clips. And I clapped to sink it so loud that I scared myself after the thing. And I was ready to say like,

0:54.7

hello, internet, welcome to Schmanners.

0:56.6

Oh, that's not it.

0:58.1

That's not how we do.

0:59.2

But I'm here now.

1:01.1

Yes.

1:01.3

I'm so mindful and present that I can't remember what I'm doing.

1:05.6

You know what I mean?

1:06.0

I'm so in the moment.

1:07.6

Oh, okay.

1:08.1

And I forgot the previous moment.

1:10.3

The past doesn't exist anymore because you are right here, right now.

1:14.0

And the future doesn't exist yet.

1:17.1

So like, nothing means anything.

1:19.4

Okay.

1:19.7

Nothing I do means anything.

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