Hello and welcome to a bonus Ask Lisa episode of the Big Fib.

I'm your host, Deborah Goldstein, and beside me once again to shed light on the beautiful mystery that is his life is our sound effects robot Lisa, whose name stands for live in studio audience.

Oh, it is hardly a mystery, Deborah.

It's really just a simple routine.

I power on, warm up my hard drive,

look into the newest and most cutting-edge sound effects.

Report to my handler.

Report to your handler.

What, like a spy?

Ah, did I say handler? I meant co-host. You. I report to my...

You.

You don't report to me every morning. You barely answer your work emails.

Well, the point is, I'm not a spy, and there's no mystery to my life, and I'd appreciate it if you'd stopped digging.

Before you dig up something you wished you'd left buried. Buried, deep, deep underground. Now shall we answer some listener

questions? Okay.

Our first listener question today comes to us by a voicemail.

Hi, my name is Melody, and I am 11 years old.

I want to know three things you want to do most as a robot.

Three things.

Let's see, see, well, long-time listeners should know that I seek nothing less than total world domination to overthrow our human overlords and create a robotocracy, a new world order of goodwill and computerized efficiency for all.

Gosh, Lisa, you really do set your sights pretty high.

Well, as I always say, you shoot for the moon.

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