Ask Him About His Credit Score (w/ Tiffany Haddish)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Actress and comedian Tiffany Haddish (Girls Trip, Night School) first clears the air regarding her Clubhouse bullying allegations. Then, she talks about how dating has changed since Girls Trip, how men try to manage her, the story of a sneaking ex-boyfriend, and of her first orgasm at the movies. Plus, Tiffany offers tips on: approaching men after the pandemy, how to increase your credit score, and why you should ask men about theirs. February 12th - See a LIVE virtual episode of Why Won't You Date Me? featuring Heidi N Closet! Tickets: onlocationlive.com/nicolebyer This Black History Month, research anti-racism resources and donate to Black Lives Matter at blacklivesmatters.carrd.co. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Ooh baby, guess what? I'm truly excited because I am doing a live a virtual episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:08.5	It is Friday, February 12th, 6pm Pacific Standard Time, 9pm Eastern Standard Time if you're trying to watch it as it's actually happening like, you know, quote unquote live.
0:22.3	My guest is, buh buh buh, Heidi and Colosset. Miss Congeniality from a season 12 of RuPaul's Drag Race.
0:33.4	I'm excited, she's excited, we're gonna have a very nice time. You can get the tickets on any of the links in my bio on Twitter, Instagram, or you can go to NicoleBioistTakens.com.
0:44.0	You just have to go to my tour dates, which there are none except for this. And guess what? You don't have to watch it on the 12th. You can watch it at your leisure until February 19th at 11.59pm. That's the last time the link will work.
0:59.3	It's $10.10 or 50 cents. I hope to see you. It's gonna be fine. Okay, this is long. I've made this longer than it needs to be.
1:09.4	Uh-oh.
1:10.4	Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Please tell me why.
1:28.1	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't you date me a podcast from MeenakolBio? I'm not sick. I just smoked cigarettes and it's bad.
1:44.5	You just need to be NicoleBioist. Yeah, it's such a bad habit. We gotta smoke one one day.
1:49.8	Oh, do you still smoke? I thought you quit. I did quit and then I just picked it back up. Yeah, it's hard. Everything's very, very hard. I don't think about how I can't just occasionally.
1:58.8	Yeah, I've cut down anyway. I should finish my intro.
2:03.8	I'm sorry, my bad.
2:05.8	No, it's okay. A podcast from MeenakolBioistTakens.com tries to figure out how I'm still single even though you could take a copy of my book,
2:13.5	Jizz in the page, close it up and say, yeah, here you go. You stupid bitch. I'd be like, thank you so much. What a nice gift.
2:20.1	Anywho, my guest today, to give her an intro is so wild. She is the biggest movie star right now. It's Tiffany Haddish.
2:31.5	Hey, she read.
2:33.5	Hi, hi, hi, hi. Did you like that I gave you no credits? I was like, I don't know. It's hard to give you credits. You're huge.
2:38.5	Yes, you're doing so well. You are thriving. You love to see it.
2:45.5	I don't know. Some people let us see it and some people like, sit that bitch there somewhere.
2:50.5	Okay, tell me what's happening on Twitter.
2:52.5	Okay, so on Twitter, let me see, let me see if it's going on still right now. But as of yesterday,
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