Ask Big | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 21 February 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel in Victoria. |
| 0:04.0 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:07.8 | If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:12.1 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:16.1 | Well, God bless you and thanks for being with us today. |
| 0:22.4 | If you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:26.7 | I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:29.9 | I like to start with something funny each week and they're just a joke. |
| 0:33.0 | Don't be offended. |
| 0:34.0 | I heard about this man. |
| 0:35.5 | He was sitting in a dark restaurant and he said to the lady sitting next to him, |
| 0:39.6 | would you like to hear a blonde joke? |
| 0:42.0 | She said, well before you tell me, you should know that I'm blonde, six foot tall and a professional bodybuilder. |
| 0:48.6 | The lady next to me is blonde, six foot two and a professional wrestler. |
| 0:53.9 | The lady next to her is blonde, six foot five and the kickboxing champion of the world. |
| 1:00.0 | Now, do you still want to tell me? |
| 1:01.7 | He thought about it a moment and said, no, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times. |
| 1:07.6 | I'm going to need a ride home today, but anyway, say it like you mean it. |
| 1:12.2 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:13.5 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:15.2 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:16.9 | I can do what it says I can do. |
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