Hi, this is Joel in Victoria.

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I like to start with something funny each week and they're just a joke.

Don't be offended.

I heard about this man.

He was sitting in a dark restaurant and he said to the lady sitting next to him,

would you like to hear a blonde joke?

She said, well before you tell me, you should know that I'm blonde, six foot tall and a professional bodybuilder.

The lady next to me is blonde, six foot two and a professional wrestler.

The lady next to her is blonde, six foot five and the kickboxing champion of the world.

Now, do you still want to tell me?

He thought about it a moment and said, no, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times.

I'm going to need a ride home today, but anyway, say it like you mean it.

This is my Bible.

I am what it says I am.

I have what it says I have.

I can do what it says I can do.

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